This, my friends, National's Ferie facial shaver for ladies, available on Amazon Japan. It's got two interchangeable blades, one for trimming your eyebrows, the other for "downy hair" (as opposed to "uppy hair," I guess.) I don't see anything wrong with a quick pluck, so this is not one for me — although I can think of some alternative uses for it:
1. Tagging TFSU on Jesus's chest while he sleeps.
2. Getting mediaeval on jumper fluff.
3. Trimming my bonsai lawn.
4. Creating a hair-don't for the dog.
5 @%*& — no, that's just rude. -Addy Dugdale
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